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breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

one time when i was 14, i pretended i was sick so i could stay home from school, i pretended i couldn’t talk, and i pretended to have a really sore throat, turned out my mum was really convinced and worried, so she took me to the hospital, i was very shocked when the doctor actually found out i had laryngitis. the next day i couldn’t talk and had a sore throat, oh irony, art thou a bitch.

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stay home from school. save your own life.

caught:

Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*

midbloods:

If I’ve ever called you

  • Nerd
  • nerdlord
  • wow what a dweeb
  • dweebasaurus rex
  • meme squad
  • gay as heckie
  • fuckin weeb

its a clear sign that there’s a place deep in my heart for u

katamammaries:

you may be wondering why i type so informally. well, you see i am 5 centimeters tall and i have to hop from key to key. it’s adorable.


Artist: Panic! At The Disco

Fall to your knees
And kiss the ring,
The crowd’s rejoicing
All of my dreams
Wake up to despise the world I once loved

Why would you bring me in if you knew what you’d become?
So curse everyone and everything, even the sun

nicevagina:

When you’re masturbating in your room and about to cum, then someone knocks on your door. 

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