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one time when i was 14, i pretended i was sick so i could stay home from school, i pretended i couldn’t talk, and i pretended to have a really sore throat, turned out my mum was really convinced and worried, so she took me to the hospital, i was very shocked when the doctor actually found out i had laryngitis. the next day i couldn’t talk and had a sore throat, oh irony, art thou a bitch.


stay home from school. save your own life.


Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*


If I’ve ever called you

  • Nerd
  • nerdlord
  • wow what a dweeb
  • dweebasaurus rex
  • meme squad
  • gay as heckie
  • fuckin weeb

its a clear sign that there’s a place deep in my heart for u


you may be wondering why i type so informally. well, you see i am 5 centimeters tall and i have to hop from key to key. it’s adorable.

Artist: Panic! At The Disco

Fall to your knees
And kiss the ring,
The crowd’s rejoicing
All of my dreams
Wake up to despise the world I once loved

Why would you bring me in if you knew what you’d become?
So curse everyone and everything, even the sun


When you’re masturbating in your room and about to cum, then someone knocks on your door.